quotidian recipes recipes

                                                 🕓  40min                 Difficulty : 4/5 1) Have some leftover purée in your fridge. Have some flour. You now have unlimited power. 2) Make the dough. Shape the gnocchi (be carefull you might spend the whole night on this step). 3) Worry they might stick together (you would be back to the step 2). 4) Cook them. Worry they might stick together. 5) Drain them. Worry they might stick together. 6) Add a sauce. The tourment finally ends. You did it. Enjoy !!

                                                 🕓  30min                 Difficulty : 2/5 1) Spend the whole morning picking apples on the ground. 2) Spend the whole afternoon cutting them. 3) Spend the whole evening cooking them, and keep stiring. 4) Spend the whole night grounding them. 5) Now you have a lot of apple compote and your back is in compote too ! Try to enjoy

                                                 🕓  30min                 Difficulty : 3/5 1) Get invited to your roomie's house. Eat the cake that her sister baked. It is delicious. 2) Back at your home, find 3 dying bananas. Ask the delicious-cake's-recipe to your roomie's sister. 3) Make the cake using your-roomie's-sister's-delicious-cake's-recipes.  4) Put your-roomie's-sister's-delicious-cake's-recipes'-cake in the oven. 5) Enjoy your-baked-delicious-roomie-  hmm no...      Enjoy your-roomie's-sister's-delicious-cake's-recipes'-delicious-baked-cake !!

                                                 🕓  25min                 Difficulty : 4/5 1) Have any vegetables leftovers in your fridge. Find some flour. Lay an egg. 2) You have to add a bunch of spices that your godmother brought back from Japan. Good luck for figuring out which is which because they are all written in japanese. 3) Cook the whole thing. As it starts to form the heaviest pancake you have ever seen, wonder how you are going to flip the beast. It's around 10 in wide, it weights close to 5 lbs and the surface is covered in raw batter. Luckily, you have mastered the art of flipping okonomiyakis threw the years, you flip it with your eyes closed. 4) Make a nice presentation. 5) Face the unbearable pain of not giving your dog the whole thing. Enjoy !!

                                                 🕓  30min                 Difficulty : 5/5 1) Look at the old cheese ends dying in your fridge. Be bold and courageous. Decide to make a cheese soufflé to save those guys. 2) Be bolder : improvise the proportions. 3) After putting the souffle in the oven, wash the water that you spilled everywhere but around the souffle (where it should belong). 4) Doubt about yourself, ask yourself why you blindly did this recipe ???? Pray for the souffle to rise. 5) Watch it rise and form a nice and golden crust : you made it. Cry. 6) Now watch it gently overflow the top of the mold, and slowly run threw the oven. Cry again. Do not enjoy ):

                                                    🕓  40min                 Difficulty : 3/5    1 ) Have a japanese godmother. Learn japanese cooking through the years. As you grow up, never stop your training. Step by step, improve yourself and become a true master of japanese cuisine.     2) Now it's just common sense to you. You can make a japanese curry anytime.     3) Suddenly you want to eat less meat. Make it vegetarian ! Enjoy !!

                                                 🕓  10min                 Difficulty : 0/5        1) As if it wasn't already humiliating enough.

                                                 🕓  20min                 Difficulty : 1/5     1)  Decide to make smashed potatoes. It's kind of boring but it's the only thing you can cook with what you have left.     2) While cooking the potatoes, be sad and not excited about your dinner. Do it anyway.     3) Open your fridge. In a holy moment, something happens. Hope. You find cheese.     4) Congratulations on eating your aligot. Enjoy !!

                                               🕓  2min                 Difficulty : 1/5 1) Get invited to eat at your friends mom’s. Wait for dessert and take a slice of apple tarte tatin. 2) You’re ill-bred : get off your seat and go get some whipped cream. 3) Even worse : cover the whole slice in whipped cream. Now nobody can ever know what you hide under that mountain. Enjoy !!

                                                 🕓  25min                 Difficulty : 3/5 1) Go to a vegetarian restaurant, order something delicious. Don’t forget to take a picture. 2) Go home and do the exact same thing. 3) Good job, you’re such a great thief ! Enjoy !!

                                               🕓  15min                 Difficulty : 1/5 1) After watching a tiktok video, be stuck with the idea of making red onion pickles. 2) Be a fool and buy the onions at Monoprix. Spend all your money. 3) Look for the tiktok you saw, don’t ever find it. Improvise on the proportions. 4) Realise that you will have to wait an eternity before they are ready to be tasted. Enjoy !! (in about a hundred years)  

                                                 🕓  40min                 Difficulty : 3/5 1) Beware : only very smart people are able to do this recipe. 2) Make the inside of the samosas, it shall be composed of every dying vegetable from your fridge. 3) Be 8 yo. Learn to do the folding (you’re an early genius). Don’t ever let the roomie do this part are you will end up eating a failure. 4) Let them crisp in the oven until your mind tells you it’s cooked (works every time). Enjoy !!

                                               🕓  10min                 Difficulty : 3/5     1)     Have a mom that gives you corn <3 , decide to make popcorn.     2)     Look for a popcorn recipe on internet, the cooking part is quite difficult and you don't want to                   burn your house down.     3)     Improvise for the caramel part. Apparently it's fine to burn your house down now.     4)     Chose your movie : the cheesest, the better. Enjoy !!  

                                                🕓  20min                 Difficulty : 2/5      1)     Open your fridge and look for ingredients, decide that you are going to make noodles.     2)     Take all the necessary utensils, including the cutting, cooking and plating ones.     3)     You don't have noodles. Use spaghetti instead and lie about the recipes main ingredient.     4)     Improvise for the sauce.     5)     Find something to put on top of your plate and make it look good.                                                    ...

                                               🕓  5min                 Difficulty : -1/5  1) Be weak. Buy a frozen pizza. 2) Feel bad about it, buy some pesto to put on top and make you feel like you actually cooked something tonight. 3) Feel better and enjoy.

                                               🕓  30min                 Difficulty : 4/5  1) This recipe requires two very important things : a cooking roomie and a lot of money. The first will get you the dough recipe, the second will get you olive oil (you need a lot). Once these two conditions are complete, you can make the dough. And don’t even think about buying it already done. 2) Debate with the roomie : should you cut the cherry in half ? If so, which side should be facing up ? Should you caramelize th sugar and vinaigre before adding the tomatoes ? 3) Improvise about everything else, especially the part where you are supposed to roll the dough down on the tomatoes (how ???). 4) Pray for your pie not to burn before the dough is cooked. 5) Enjoy !! And good luck for removing th...

                                                 🕓  30min                 Difficulty : 1/5 1) This one is treaky since it’s a family recipe. You must never give in and fight for your colors : no cheese is ever going to exist in your gratin dauphinois. 2) Buy the main ingredients (you shall not pass threw the cheese aisle). 3) Execute the recipe ; observe the smooth, flat, shiny, non-cheese-coated surface of your gratin as you put it in the oven. 4) Be proud. Enjoy !!

                                                 🕓  20min                 Difficulty : 2/5 1) Decide to make a zucchini quiche with the roomie. Go buy the main ingredient. 2) What ??? It is imported from Perou. Buy french eggplants instead. 3) Improvise about everything. Wonder if it won’t be a little weird with the eggplant. Do it anyway. 4) You were right : it tastes kind of weird, great thing you made some for the whole week ! 5) Try to enjoy. Take this marvelous picture. Enjoy !!