How to make a giant compote recipe

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                                      đź•“  30min                 Difficulty : 2/5


1) Spend the whole morning picking apples on the ground.

2) Spend the whole afternoon cutting them.

3) Spend the whole evening cooking them, and keep stiring.

4) Spend the whole night grounding them.

5) Now you have a lot of apple compote and your back is in compote too !

Try to enjoy

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